Although Junior's been debilitated by injuries for 3 years, he's still Mt. Excitement whenever he can lug one of these babies into the batter's box. There's nothing sick about this dude's sweet swing, and with 501 homers he's still young enough for 700 to be in reach. The barrel of Griffey's black Louisville Slugger C271 from '03, when he managed 13 HRs in just 53 games, is liberally streaked with the markings left by constant pounding of horsehides. The handle is wrapped with grip-tightening tape and the barrel top is hollowed out with aerodynamic precision. Great Griffey banger.